A vote for obama is a vote for republican
To be a Republican you need to believe:
1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's Daddy made war on him , a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a 'we can't find Bin Laden' diversion.
3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Viet Nam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq .
5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational drug corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but> creationism should be taught in schools.
11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet .
13. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
15. Supporting 'Executive Privilege' for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
16. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.
17. Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail. If you don't send this to other people, we're likely to be stuck with more Republicans '08.
This list was sent to me, someone else wrote it. But in my opinion the problem with this 'joke', is that if you elect Obama for President, you are going to have the same results. The man is green, he doesn't have the experience needed to muster the cajones to get the job done. In addition, he is a great motivational speaker, that is about it. His whole campaign has been a carbon copy of Hillary's. Everytime she came up with a plan, he copied it and then tried to claim it as his own. Getting back to being a motivational speaker, if you listen to his speeches carefully, he really isn't telling you anything. He dosn't lay out his processes to achieve his goals, he just keeps saying "Yes We Can". Just trying to pump you up. He avoids that tough questions, waits for Hillary's response to a question, and then says that his plan is the same with just a few minor changes. The man cannot think for himself. When he doesn't have a script, he fumbles and stutters like George W. If I want to hear the "I have a dream" speech for the 10 millionth time, I will go online and look for the original by Martin Luther King Jr. And if you want to know the truth, look at the debate when his past association with a slum lord, he fumbled and would not look anyone in the eye, can we say LIE! The only clear way forward is through Hillary, that is all I have for now.
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1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's Daddy made war on him , a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a 'we can't find Bin Laden' diversion.
3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Viet Nam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
4. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq .
5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational drug corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
10. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but> creationism should be taught in schools.
11. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
12. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet .
13. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
14. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
15. Supporting 'Executive Privilege' for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
16. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.
17. Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail. If you don't send this to other people, we're likely to be stuck with more Republicans '08.
This list was sent to me, someone else wrote it. But in my opinion the problem with this 'joke', is that if you elect Obama for President, you are going to have the same results. The man is green, he doesn't have the experience needed to muster the cajones to get the job done. In addition, he is a great motivational speaker, that is about it. His whole campaign has been a carbon copy of Hillary's. Everytime she came up with a plan, he copied it and then tried to claim it as his own. Getting back to being a motivational speaker, if you listen to his speeches carefully, he really isn't telling you anything. He dosn't lay out his processes to achieve his goals, he just keeps saying "Yes We Can". Just trying to pump you up. He avoids that tough questions, waits for Hillary's response to a question, and then says that his plan is the same with just a few minor changes. The man cannot think for himself. When he doesn't have a script, he fumbles and stutters like George W. If I want to hear the "I have a dream" speech for the 10 millionth time, I will go online and look for the original by Martin Luther King Jr. And if you want to know the truth, look at the debate when his past association with a slum lord, he fumbled and would not look anyone in the eye, can we say LIE! The only clear way forward is through Hillary, that is all I have for now.
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